Your drink. One club slot.
Large Golf Mystery Box
Large Golf Mystery Box
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- Holds a full fifth (25 oz). Enough for the whole foursome.
- One-touch pour. Press the button on top. No tilting, no mess.
- Takes one club slot. Sits level with your irons.
- Rechargeable pump. USB-C cable and storage bag included.
What's in the box
What's in the box
- FIFTH IRON dispenser with rechargeable pump head
- USB-C charging cable
- Drawstring storage bag
- Matte black presentation box
How it works
How it works
Unscrew the pump head, pour your drink straight into the tube, and screw the head back on. Drop it into any open club slot. When someone's thirsty, hold a cup under the spout and press the button on top.
Cleaning and care
Cleaning and care
After the round, rinse the tube with warm soapy water, then pump clean water through the spout for a few seconds and let everything air dry.
Shipping and returns
Shipping and returns
Orders ship with tracking, and you'll get the tracking link by email as soon as yours is on the way. Not what you expected? Send it back within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Full details are in our shipping and refund policies.
Large Golf Mystery Box
Fill it. Slot it. Pour it.
No assembly and nothing to learn. If you can put a club back in the bag, you can run the tap.
Fill it
Unscrew the pump head and pour your drink straight into the tube. It holds a full fifth: 25 oz.
Slot it
Screw the head back on and drop it into any open club slot. It sits level with your irons.
Pour it
Hold a cup under the spout and press the button on top. The rechargeable pump does the rest.
The foursome has its own tap
Pull it from the bag like a club. Everybody works out what it is about a second before you press the button. One fill pours a round for all four of you.
- 25 oz: one full fifth
- Pours at the press of a button
- Back in the bag before the next tee
Looks like one more club
Matte black, the length of an iron, and level with the rest of your set. It rides in the bag all round and takes up exactly one slot.
- Takes a single club slot
- Sits level with your iron heads
- Storage bag included for the trunk
The length of a 7-iron
If an iron fits the slot, FIFTH IRON fits the slot. Cart bag or stand bag, it slides in and out like any other club.
- Slim as a club grip
- Slides in and out with one hand
Course drinks add up
A couple of drinks at the turn, plus a tip, every round. Bring your own pour and the numbers change fast.
Two drinks from the cart plus a tip.
What that adds up to by the end of the year.
You buy it one time. It's in the bag every round after that.
Estimates based on typical public-course menu prices. Always follow your course's beverage policy.
Built for the whole foursome
| Feature | FIFTH IRON | Hip flask | Can sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| Holds a full fifth (25 oz) | |||
| Pours at the press of a button | |||
| Stands in a club slot | |||
| Works with any drink you mix | |||
| Enough for the whole foursome |
For the golfer who already has everything
He's got the driver, the rangefinder and forty polos. He doesn't have this. No sizes, no shaft flex, no way to buy the wrong one.
- Arrives in a matte black gift box
- Nothing to size, fit or match
- Works with whatever he likes to drink
Everything you need. Nothing to assemble.
It comes out of the box ready to fill.
- FIFTH IRON dispenser with rechargeable pump head
- USB-C charging cable
- Drawstring storage bag
- Matte black presentation box
Asked on every tee box
How much does it hold?
A full fifth: 25 oz (750 ml). That is one standard bottle, which is plenty to pour a round for the whole foursome.
How do I fill it?
Unscrew the pump head, pour your drink straight into the tube, and screw the head back on firmly. That is the whole job.
How does it pour?
Hold a cup under the side spout and press the button on top. The rechargeable pump sends the drink out through the spout, so you never have to lift or tilt anything.
Will it fit my golf bag?
It is the length of an iron and as slim as a club grip, so it stands in a single club slot. If an iron fits the slot, FIFTH IRON fits the slot, whether you carry a cart bag or a stand bag.
How do I charge it?
The pump is rechargeable and a USB-C cable is in the box. Plug the pump head in before your round the same way you charge your phone or rangefinder.
What can I put in it?
Any still drink: iced tea, lemonade, an Arnold Palmer, water, a pre-mixed cocktail or your favorite spirit. We do not recommend carbonated drinks, because fizz and pumps do not get along.
Will it leak in my bag?
The pump head screws down onto a threaded collar. Tighten it firmly after filling and carry it upright in a club slot, the same way your clubs ride.
How do I clean it?
Rinse the tube with warm soapy water, then pump clean water through the spout for a few seconds and let everything air dry. Rinsing it after each round keeps yesterday's drink out of today's.
Can I bring it to my course?
Course rules differ. FIFTH IRON works with any drink, and what you are allowed to bring depends on your course and your state, so check your course's beverage policy before you fill it.
Is it a good gift?
It is the easiest golf gift there is. There is no size, shaft flex or brand to get wrong, and it arrives in a matte black presentation box that is ready to hand over.
What about shipping and returns?
Every order ships with tracking, and the tracking link is emailed to you as soon as your order is on its way. If it is not what you expected, you can return it within 30 days of delivery. Full details are in our shipping and refund policies.
Adult beverages are for ages 21+. Drink responsibly and always follow your course's rules and local laws.
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